
NCMO, friends with benefits, cuddle buddies, call it what you will, but I do not understand the concept of non-committal kissing/cuddling/etc. If you think its awesome, please explain it to me in the comments.
Seriously. I don't get it at all.
Maybe its because I'm married now and I can have physical intimacy when I want to. But I don't think that's it, because I didn't understand it when I was single either.
Maybe its because I'm a girl. See guys, with girls, it never means nothing. NEVER. It always means something. It might mean, "I just want every boy to like me me me and nobody else," or, "I'm going to make that other guy super jealous." Usually it means we like you. And in our romance novel, chick flick abused brains, it means if you say it means nothing, but we let you anyway, that maybe you'll realize YOU FREAKING LOVE ME!
I like to think boys don't really know how a girl's brain works . . . that they don't realize that girls who make out with them almost always really like them . . . and its just plain mean to lead her on.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M LEADING HER ON?!?!? I TOLD HER IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!
She doesn't believe you. We never do . . . because it never means nothing to us.
Boys, please explain this to me. I know for a fact many of you prefer xBox to making out. So why lead them on? Is it revenge on that one really mean girl? Because she isn't really getting the karma via NCMO . . . .
Girls, if he says it doesn't mean anything, then it doesn't. And if it doesn't mean anything, its not really any fun. Its the attraction, the mutual affection, the flutter of, "Oh my heck he could be the ONE!" that's fun. Not the nasty tounge mashing. If you think about it, its pretty gross, actually. Wow, I am tired, so this is random . . . back to the point. If he says it doesn't mean anything don't do it. Say no. Say if we're not dating, then we're not doing that.
Do another girl in the future a huge favor by teaching Mr. Committment-phobe a lesson.
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